If by “what it takes” we mean “man cameltoe and a butt like a CD case”, then yes, he has plenty of what “America’s Got Talent” — nay, America itself — needs. But that must not be what it takes, or so says the audience in the clip below showing Jay Maynard (the living meme who is Tron Guy) auditioning for “America’s Got Talent” in Houston. This was painful to watch, especially when Howie Mandel keeps sarcastically telling him to start over and he doesn’t know he’s being played.
At least one good thing is coming out of this: the following exchange over at TheDailyWhat:
BOOM! Roasted.
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