This Person Learned The Hard Way Telling A Coworker To Not ‘Suck So Much D*ck’ Will Get You Written Up

The above disciplinary warning was posted on Reddit last night with the caption “My roommate handed me this and said, ‘I thought she was chill.” As someone who has seen a workplace discrepancy or two in her time, I have since learned that you never assume your coworker is chill. Except here at UPROXX of course, because otherwise Andy Isaac and I would have accumulated like a million warnings by now.

Having said that, “maybe you shouldn’t suck so much d*ck” is a perfectly good joke to make when someone has a sore throat. So really, this person’s coworker could stand to lighten up.