These Drunk Fails Will Make You Feel Better About Hitting Your Own Rock Bottom

What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done while intoxicated? Here, I’ll go first. Let’s see… There was that time I tried to eat a Nerf dart because I thought it was a cheese puff, but honestly, what normal person keeps bowls of Nerf darts on their coffee table? Then there was that other time I left my shoe in a night club and my friend had to go back and get it for me (to be fair, it was during my bachelorette party), that time I fell asleep at karaoke… and that other time I fell asleep at karaoke… Okay, you know what, this isn’t about me.

At any rate, the worst thing you’ve done while drunk probably doesn’t even hold a candle to some of the stunts in this Funniest Drunk Fails compilation from Fail Army, just in time for Saint Patrick’s Day — arguably the second drunkest holiday of the year, right behind New Year’s Eve. Laugh because you’ve never attempted drunken piggyback racing, jumping from a second floor railing onto a beer pong table, or falling into a bush. Or have you?

Beware that there is a vertical video film warning with these because, well, drunk people can’t film horizontally. Watch at your own risk.