Etsy Has Come Up With A Creative Solution To Having To Look At Your Pet’s Butthole

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01.14.15 4 Comments

Love your pet but hate having to look at that unsightly hole that controls the expulsion of feces and other unwanted waste matter produced during digestion? Well here’s the perfect solution! An Etsy shop called Rear Gear based out of Portland, Oregon, — because of course it is — is saying “No More Mr. Brown Eye” with these creative butthole covers that hang off of your dog’s tail. Which is a shame that they’re completely neglecting the cat market because not only do cats have the nastest of buttholes but they also like to stick them right in your face.

From the Rear Gear product description:

Is your pet feeling left in the dirt because of his/her unsightly rear? I’ve got them covered… Rear Gear is handmade in Portland, OR and offers a cheerful solution to be-rid your favorite pet’s un-manicured back side.

Rear Gear comes in many designs including a disco ball, heart, flower, biohazard, smiley face, number one ribbon, cupcake, sheriff’s badge, dice, and you can even make yours custom, so there’s a Rear Gear for everyone.

QUESTION: Can the butthole covers come with an anus design on them? I personally like my anus art to be meta self-referencing. You’ll be seeing b-holes in your DREAMS.

Via Daily Dot

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