The YouTube account of Boaters Outlet, a boating accessory store in Midvale, Utah, posted this video of one of their employees “trying to relax with the fish down at Lake Powell” when one of those fish jumped out of the water and bit him square on the nipple. It’s the kind of thing that makes you immediately want to clutch your own nipple in empathetic pain.
No thank you. Should I ever happen to find myself in Midvale Utah and feeling the urge to relax, I’ll just save myself the trouble and head down to the local bondage club. They probably have plenty of those in Utah, right?
(Via Reddit)