Good news! An Ottawa man can now finally join the hallowed club which already boasts members such as the Murder Neck Tattoo Murderer, Edward Cocaine and the Drunk As Sh*t T-Shirt DUI Guy, after being arrested for exposing himself in a public park.
And what’s this gentleman’s name, you ask? Popadick. Donald Popadick.
Ottawa Police had been receiving complaints going back to April 14th about a man exposing himself in Mooney’s Bay Park, until he was finally apprehended on Tuesday, according to a release from the Ottawa Police Service.
On April 29, 2014 around 9:00 am, an adult male exposed himself to a person near a pathway in the park. Police were in the area and were alerted. The suspect was arrested at the scene.
On April 29th, 2014, the Sexual Assault and Child Abuse Unit charged Donald POPADICK, 62 years old, of Ottawa, with Indecent Act and Mischief. He is to appear in court on Wednesday.
The suspect is described as a white male in his 60’s, balding with white hair wearing prescription eyeglasses.
Well now this story is just sad because they basically just described Richard Dreyfuss in Mr. Holland’s Opus and now that’s all I can think about. Ugh. Way to ruin the fun with your old white baldness, Popadick.