Meet The Guy Who Made A Sorting Hat Twitter Bot For Harry Potter Fans


If you ever wondered which school in Hogwarts you belonged to but didn’t want to go through the process at Pottermore, there’s an app for that! Internet artist Darius Kazemi has created a Twitter bot that claims to be able to sort you to the proper school, accompanied by an explanatory rhyme.

All you have to do is follow the account on Twitter and the Sorting Hat Bot will sort you accordingly:

Clearly it won’t pass up a dig at Hufflepuff:

And sometimes it’s just nonsense, but so is Twitter, so it’s totally a propos:

But hey, if you’ve always wanted to know if you’re a Ravenclaw, Slytherin, Hufflepuff, or Gryffindor, now’s your chance.

Kazemi has a long list of internet-based projects he’s created for random funsies, like Alternate Universe Prompts on Tumblr, which matches up fanfiction-style romances, Scenes From The Wire (self-explanatory), and another Twitter bot called Two Headlines, which combines two random headlines to make one weirdly funny one.

It’s nice to know that there’s someone out there doing something productive with his time that ensures that we can keep wasting ours.

(Source: Twitter)