Here Are The Dumbest Lines From E.L. James’ ‘Fifty Shades’ Follow-Up, ‘Grey’

E.L. James’ newest literary endeavor — which I describe as such with trace amounts of sarcasm — Grey was released today, the follow up to Fifty Shades Of Grey told entirely from Christian Grey’s perspective. (Side note: Does Christian Grey have a cat? I think I have an idea for her next book.) At any rate, the reviews are in. By reviews, I mean the most ridiculous lines shared by readers on Twitter. Try not to get yourself too flustered if you’re at work.

(Okay that one was fake, but too good not to include because it could have been real.)

I don’t know about you guys, but I will never be able to un-think the mental imagery of a ginger root sticking out of someone’s ass. Was it at least unpeeled? You know what, I don’t want to know.