Honest Trailers Tackles The Totally Expected Mediocrity Of ‘The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey’

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey was, I dunno, kind of depressing. Everyone pretty much expected it wasn’t going to be very good, but we all had to go anyways, and to nobody’s surprise it was, in fact, not very good. There was a certain grim inevitability about the whole enterprise. The movie was basically one really freakin’ fantastic scene with Gollum in the middle of two-hours and twenty minutes of fluff and filler.

So yeah, take it away Honest Trailer guys

I can’t believe they didn’t mention the scene where the troll blows his nose on Bilbo. I have a high tolerance for childish humor, but Jesus.

Oh well — the next one’s going to have a dragon!

via Screen Junkies