The first rule of Hug Club, is always speak about Hug Club: hugs are infectious, and by just merely evoking the name of the (welcomed) groping maneuver, you may receive one. Second rule of Hug Club is OH MY GOD THAT GUY’S FEET! They’re backwards! And they’re not the same color as the rest of him. Something’s wrong here.
Optical illusions on the internet are all the rage these days, with the photo of that damn dress getting way more play than it should have. What happened to the good ol’ days of staring at those colorful optical illusions in books — you remember, the ones where you had to subtly cross your eyes until your brain hurt and a wizard appeared? They were fun.
Okay, so let’s try and decode this. I’ll put on my fancy bifocals and attempt to get to the heart of this matter. The guy’s shorts are two-toned. There. Done. We can’t see the girl’s shorts at all. This matter has been solved.
Now, back to the second rule of Hug Club. Never wear two-toned shorts. This is not only forbidden in Hug Club, but should also be forbidden, like, in general. The third rule of Hug Club is I can’t stop looking at this picture. Really, the feet. The feet.