Somehow, The World’s Worst Parallel Parker Hasn’t Killed Anyone. Yet.

I’m a fairly decent driver. I’ve never been in an accident, or even got a ticket (maybe that’s because I don’t blast Nickelback jams?). But if I had to re-take my driving test today, I’d fail, because I’m HORRIBLE at parallel parking. I’d rather swallow my pride and ask a stranger to do it for me than have to wedge between two cars. But even I could handle the amount of room in the video above.

It happened in Portland, so maybe the driver was socking it to environmental-friendly hipsters by wasting gasoline? Either that, or she’s terrible at driving.

Via Gawker