Joe Rogan is good at a lot of things: MMA, comedy, heckler-shaming, podcasting, lifting kettle bells, kicking stuff, shedding light on another comedian stealing jokes. He’s so good, in fact, that this list could have several installations making it an ongoing series of Rogan winning at stuff. Rogan even wins at not having hair, his head being a perfect spherical entity. Being that it’s Joe Rogan’s 48th birthday this week, why don’t we take a journey through the UFC color commentator’s various moments of glory? This one’s for you, Joey.
Joe Rogan vs. Karate Opponent
Using a spinning back kick (more on that later), Joe launches his opponent into the air for the KO.
Joe Rogan vs. “UFC Fan”
After a heckler insults his t-shirt, Rogan goes on for several minutes destroying this tattooed dude.
Joe Rogan vs. Wallet Chain Heckler
This heckler makes the mistake of making fun of Rogan’s wallet chain. Rogan responds by offering an invitation to fellatio.
Joe Rogan vs. Fear Factor Contestant
Apparently, this angry contestant didn’t get the memo that Rogan is a real life badass. Rogan puts a clinch on the guy and could have unleashed a few knees to the face, but The Miz stepped in.
Joe Rogan vs. Heckler
Count that as two who didn’t get the memo. Rogan warns this guy not to touch him, but the gentleman does anyway. He responds by throwing him in a guillotine and forces the man to tap.
Joe Rogan vs. Heavy Bag
In case you didn’t think Rogan kicks like a mule, here’s some proof.
Joe Rogan vs. Fat-Shamer
Everyone knows that Rogan is pretty jacked, except for this girl who thinks she can fat-shame him. Cue showing of abs and a complete shutdown of her comments.
Joe Rogan vs. Canadian Hecklers
Never one to rest on his laurels, Rogan continues hurling insults at these hecklers even as security escorts them away.
Joe Rogan vs. Heckler II
Rogan has more patience than most comedians. He allows this drunk girl to have some mic time, and she manages to embarrass herself, but that’s not enough for Rogan as he expedites the process.
Joe Rogan vs. Pastor
This guy thinks it would be a good idea for the UFC to have a chaplain. Joe Rogan does not agree.
Joe Rogan vs. Carlos Mencia
Carlos Mencia had a career once. Then, Joe Rogan effectively destroyed it with this video. Not a good look, Ned.