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Kim Kardashian’s MySpace Is An Important Reminder To Delete Yours

MySpace, the Internet’s abandoned amusement park of regret, has come back to bite another one of its dedicated users in the butt. Today’s discovery from the pool of despair comes courtesy of Us Weekly and is a tragic (and beautiful) reminder of what social networking used to be. Remember when you had to choose a top 8 and risk hurting the feelings of all your 2nd-tier friends in the process?

Behold, the pink glory that is “Princess Kimberly’s” page:

Unfortunately, the profile’s a little blurry, but here’s what we do know: Kim Kardashian’s Top 8 included Ray J and Brody Jenner, she wanted to meet god, and her profile proudly proclaimed “I’m a princess and you’re not so there.” If seeing this doesn’t make you want to find your old profile and delete it immediately, I don’t know what will.

Thank god Facebook doesn’t allow you to pimp out your profile with colors and sparkles that would give even the toughest Pokemon fan seizures. What were we thinking?

(Via Us Weekly, h/t Jezebel)

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