Links With Fancy Animals

Oh, you fancy, huh?

ABOVE: “Here’s a picture of a lizard with a bowler cap on it’s head, your argument is invalid.” [via Reddit]

7 Crimes Inspired By Badly Chosen Pop Culture [Uproxx]

Why Are Teenagers Doing It Less? [UproxxNews]

Snooki-Puncher Joins the Army [WarmingGlow]

Mark Cuban And Charlie Sheen Joining Forces? [WithLeather]

Charlie Sheen says he’s gonna cut kids throats [WWTDD]

It’s finally happened: A sparkling sex toy for Twilight fans [Filmdrunk]

Megan Abrigo is Daniel Tosh’s Girlfriend [CoedMag]

The Women Of Charlie Sheen [TSJ]

The Science Of Getting Kicked In The Balls [EgoTV]

Creepyman Franklin – Our New Founding Father Meme [Urlesque]

Ten Women Who’ve Made Cinematic History [Moviefone]

The Most Depressing ‘Two and a Half Men’ Drinking Game Ever [TVSquad]

FOX News looking to dump Glenn Beck for “damaging their credibility” [Fark]

Dude Saves Old Man By Catching Flying Bat with a Beer in His Hand [Brobible]

What a Funky Lady: The Top Five Actors Who Have Morphed Into Middle-Aged Women [Pajiba]

VIDEO BELOW: This slow loris really likes his umbrella. [via SuperPunch]