Links With Helpful Advice And Dog Stroller Races

It does this whenever it’s told.

The Best Of #Tobias Fünke |UPROXX|

Childish Gambino/Donald Glover Performed On Fallon Friday Night, Is Streaming New Album Online |UPROXX|

Meme Watch: Idiot Nerd Girl Is Less Nerd Than Idiot, But 100% Annoying |UPROXX|

Armed Robbery Foiled By Good Samaritans Who Are Also Jiu-Jitsu Monsters |With Leather|

Tarantino & The RZA Connect: Wu-Tang Leader Joins “Django Unchained” Cast |Smoking Section|

Charlie Day = Good ‘SNL’ |Warming Glow|

Sarah Jessica Parker Made It Way Too Easy |With Leather|

Brett Ratner: “Rehearsal is for f*gs.” |Film Drunk|

Do Want: The Tron-Inspired Light Cycle |Smoking Section|

MST3K’s Andy Rooney Contest |Warming Glow|

11 Bloodiest Video Game Deaths |Adult Swim|

John Kreese Looking At Things |High Definite|

A Gallery of Modernist Superheroes |Unreality|

Lost: Have You Seen This Canvas Bag? |I-Am-Bored|

The 70 Greatest Last Film Lines of the Modern Era |Pajiba|

Out: Richter scale. In: Donkey-scratching scale. |The Daily What|

Candy Thief vs. No-F*cks-Given Cop…WHO YA GOT!?!? |GorillaMask|

25 Most Surprising Rock Formations From Around The World |Buzzfeed|

Laser Procedure Can Make Your Brown Eyes Blue – Permanently |Technabob|

Amy Fisher loses to Octomom in celebrity boxing event after taking a few well placed shots to the head |FARK|

VIDEO BELOW: Dogs versus girl stroller race.

[Pictures via Reddit and JuliaSegal.]