A friend of mine once told me that the secret to happiness was finding a woman who treats you right, loves you, is faithful…and is an orphan — that way no in-laws so she’s even more perfect! Word on the street is that in-laws are sort of the worst*.
This Australian, Daniel Bush, broke his ankles rock climbing and needs help paying for medical bills. So he’s killing two birds with one stone now by putting his mother-in-law up for auction on eBay. An American Australian hero.
This is pretty weird because the mom is all for it and the news report doesn’t have the wife in it at all. Also, I have no clue what the actual sale entails. Does she live with the buyer? Is she an indentured servant? HOW DOES AUSTRALIA WORK?!
* — Not mine, of course. Mine are the best.