Megan Fox Says She Used To Have A Crush On Michaelangelo The Ninja Turtle

Megan Fox spoke with MTV about her upcoming role of April O’ Neil in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, coming out on August 8th — revealing a tidbit that makes Oprah’s creepy and sort of disturbing question about interspecies dating not sound all that crazy, now.

“They were my favorite movies as a kid,” Fox said. “That was my thing. Way, way more so than ‘Star Wars’ or in later years, still more than ‘Lord of the Rings.’ It was always ‘Ninja Turtles.’”

“My first crush, and everyone thinks this is really weird, but little girls have crushes on animated characters, and my first crush was Michaelangelo,” Fox revealed. “So I’m super excited.”

No need to explain yourself, Megan Fox. I had crushes on animated characters coming out my ass when I was a kid. And let’s be real, here: This is in no way just a “little girl” thing. You show me a man who didn’t have one of his first sexual experiences with a VHS copy of Who Framed Roger Rabbit and I’ll show you, I don’t know, a gay man. Come to think about it, probably some of the gay ones did, too.