I’d like to think that I’m better than to be excited for Minions, a Despicable Me spin-off about those squatty, bespectacled corndogs. But I’m helpless to their nonsense-speaking charms. I am also powerless when it comes to canines dressed as pop culture characters, so the video above of two dachshunds running around in Minion costumes is my crack. Or bananas, if you will.