New Penthouse Channel Will Be Disgusting in Three Dimensions

Have you ever been watching porn and thought, “Man…I wish I could see some of that fluid fly at my face in 3D?” Neither have we. But, apparently the guys at Penthouse have, as they’re unveiling Penthouse 3D, a new channel that will offer brand spankin’ new porn shot in HD and 3D.

The channel will launch during the second quarter of 2011 and will offer original porn content. Now, it’s always been our experience that the closer you look at a porn actress the more disturbing they are…so seeing them in HD and 3D should be an amazing treat. You’ll be able to see every tattoo, stretch mark and look of regret about the direction their lives have taken…all in amazing, crystal clear, HD quality 3D.