Axel Braun, director of the Batman and Avatar porn parodies, released a new safe-for-work trailer for Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody. And, yes, it’s in 3-D. Finally a good use for this 3-D gimmick. Although this trailer doesn’t have as much humor as the teaser, we’re posting it anyway because it’s about a Star Wars porn. I mean, how couldn’t we? We’re not monsters.
Axel Braun Productions and Vivid Entertainment claim the spoof has the ” highest budget ever for an X-rated spoof”, which would require at least enough money to buy a Ford Pinto. Let’s hope they chose wisely. The new trailer (via CBM) is below and showcases the special effects and a “totally metrosexual C-3PO”. Well, they actually called him “C3PO” in the YouTube description, not C-3PO. That’s not the droid I’m looking for.
Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody stars Allie Haze as Princess Leia, Seth Gamble as Luke Skywalker, Tom Byron as Obi-Wan Kenobi, Lexington Steele as Darth Vader, Rocco Reed as Han Solo, and Alec Knight as Chewbacca.
But we still have one question. Will Han shoot first?
Also, this:
Of course Chewbacca has a sex scene. We’re holding out a new hope it’s Chewbakkake.