Let’s see here: In just the past week or so, we’ve seen a giant, toilet-ambushing spider and a terrifying, snake-eating spider come out of Australia… but why let spiders have all of the fun? As such, this man walked into his kitchen to find that a giant Diamond Python had made itself at home, curled up in a box of Corn Flakes, which is probably in the top 20 places I would not want to find a surprise mystery snake.
According to Wikipedia, the Diamond Python is generally harmless to human beings, but counterpoint: GIANT PYTHON IN YOUR CORN FLAKES. I’d say that’s more than enough reason to leave a human-being shaped hole in the wall of your house, like in the cartoons.
Via Death and Taxes