If you didn’t see Patton Oswalt improvising an eight-minute plot outline for the Star Wars: Episode VII for last night’s episode of Parks and Recreation, by all means check it out. The show’s producer (Dan Goor) told Oswalt to just improvise a filibuster for a town hall meeting. The result was a nerd bonerific movie pitch incorporating Star Wars, The Avengers, X-Men, Moon Knight, Fantastic Four, and Clash of the Titans in an epic Disney Marvel mashup in which Thanos uses the Infinity Gauntlet’s reality gem to bridge several franchises.
Now Jef Castro at Entertainment Weekly has photoshopped the perfect poster for Patton Oswalt’s Star Wars: Episode VII. Behold!
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To give some context for just how awesome it is, here’s the inspiration: George Perez’s cover art for Infinity Gauntlet #1.