Miss October 2011 Amanda Cerny
We’re assuming you already heard that divisive virgin and possible centaur Tim Tebow had his season ended by Tom Brady and the New England Patriots over the weekend. And we assume you also know that his penchant for kneeling in a prayerful pose on the football field has turned into this meme called Tebowing. I’ve stayed out of this whole thing so far because talking about the nexus of sports fanatics and religious zealots gives me awful flashbacks of being a clumsy queer at an evangelical private school. Also, no one probably wants to hear how much Tebow sets off my gaydar. It goes “whoop whoop” every time he talks, which is one step below “Ooooo, gurl!” but one step above “oonce oonce oonce oonce” which is a really good song.
Finally something was brought into Tebow-related news which does get my attention: boobs. (Fact: everybody loves boobs.) Playboy posted a collection (via Buzzfeed) of their Playmates striking the Tebow vogue in various stages of undress. None of the pictures which follow are completely NSFW, but some are borderline NSFW if your boss is overly strict and totally boring. So here, as a remembrance of the now-fallen football messiah, is a lovely gallery of Playboy‘s finest ladies Tebow-ing. (Insert your own “on their knees” jokes in the comments.)
Playmate of the Year 2011 Claire Sinclair
Miss June 2004 Hiromi Oshima
Miss July 2011 Jessa Hinto
Miss January 2010 Jaime Edmondson
Miss August 2011 Iryna Ivanova
Miss January 2001 Irina Voronin
Miss February 2012 Leola Bell
Miss May 2010 Kassie Lyn Logsdon
Miss August 2000 Summer Altic
Giggity. Miss October 2011 Amanda Cerny
Miss October 2011 Amanda Cerny
Hey, how’d that get in here?