Plots From The Unaired Season 8 of ‘Star Trek: The Next Generation’ Make Hilarious Tweets

What would an eighth season of “Star Trek: The Next Generation” have looked like? The hilarious TNG_S8 Twitter account imagines plots from a fictitious final season perfectly satirizing the loopy and occasionally predictable plot twists of TNG. What can you expect? Tasha Yars granddaughter suffers a horrible death in a time loop, Troi mainlines chocolate and Riker is really, really manly.

Check out these 140 character summaries of episodes, many of which seem like they could have actually gotten filmed despite their ridiculousness.