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There’s just something about the return slip for a $3.59 pack of condoms — and not just any condoms, but Trojan Ultra Thins — that makes me inexplicably sad. (Assuming this isn’t a hoax, of course.) Did he just think he wasn’t going to get laid ever again? Sure, condoms have expiration dates, but they’re usually like five years out or something. Did he not have that much cash on him and decided that money would be better spent on a hot dog and a soda?
I say we as the internet track this poor sap down and set up a Go Fund Me page to buy him another pack of condoms, and a prostitute to go with it.
Via Reddit
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