Rick Perry: ‘I Am The Product Of A Rape’ (Well, Not Really)

I’ve been meaning to post this video from Mondo all day because it’s one of the funniest presidential campaign-related videos I’ve seen, but have been swamped and am just getting around to it. Better late than never, right?

With that said, I’m taking vacation tomorrow and all of next week, but you’ll be left in the more than capable hands of my trusty deputy, Kris Maske. He and the other cast of usual UPROXX characters will still be here to entertain you.

As for me, it’s Mardi Gras, so I’ll probably be having more fun that any human should have over the next six days or so, with a few days of recovery afterwards. If you watch the livestream of the Better Than Ezra concert tomorrow at the House of Blues there’s a good chance you’ll see me stagger out on stage drunk (the guys in the band are old friends of mine). I may even write something about my Mardi Gras, if and when I get back. We’ll see.

Anyway, let’s hope I don’t end up looking like this guy when it’s all over…


(Pic via Cajun Boy’s iPhone)