Saints Row The Third Has Awesome Weapons, Burt Reynolds

Entertainment Editor

THQ released the “Pimps and Gimps” trailer for Saints Row the Third, and it is wonderfully insane. The censored item above is a weapon made out of a sex toy, for example. I seriously have no idea what this installment of the game is about, and I’m cool with that. The trailer runs down a list of useful items in the game, and who cares about plot when you’ve got these: “Superheroes, Space Men, Gimps, Pimps, Atomic ATVs, Farts in a jar, Dildo Bats, Destroyer Jets, Zombies, Reaper Drones, Burt Reynolds”?

Hey, how’d these guys get my Christmas list?

[Hat tip and FIVE GOLDEN RINGS to ToplessRobot.]

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