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Discovery Channel’s Shark Week is nearly over, and we aren’t going to let an opportunity to post funny shark pictures pass us by. For some reason, I’m the only one here whose avatar is a land shark holding a machine gun, so the Shark Week slideshow duties fall upon me. It’s a tremendously serious task, I assure you.
Check out the gallery below for various sharks and shark substitutes doing various sharky things. And we suppose some might ask why sharks get a whole week and a slideshow here even though cows, tipped-over vending machines, slippery tubs, falling out of bed, and a wide variety of other quotidian things kill more people each year than sharks do. The answer is simple. None of those other things are motherf–king sharks.
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Do not make us choose. Walter and Land Shark can both be The One Who Knocks. [via]
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Bonus: here’s a compilation of shark attacks in the movies. [via Gorilla Mask]
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Glenn the Shark dispels lies about his species. [via Buzzfeed]
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Just Mr. T punching a shark. [video here]
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FACT: Batman riding a shark invalidates all arguments. [via]
“Batman vs. Shark with Lightsaber” by Andrew Zubko
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[Thanks to Pauly for this picture.]
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Shark Week is almost over, but please keep it in your hearts.