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The Internet Darwin Awards [Uproxx]

Guess Who’s Seven [UproxxNews]

An interview with the owner of Lobster Dog (with pictures) [WarmingGlow]

Brent Celek Explains His Strange Condition (video) [KSK]

Captain’s Log: Marisa Miller [WithLeather]

Hurwitz wants Arrested Development film out this year [WarmingGlow]

“The Dogfather” could be Chris Parnell’s finest role [Filmdrunk]

Funkmaster Flex Arrested For Assaulting, Threatening A Woman [TSS]

“Everything I need to know in life I learned from Super Mario”  Even the sex stuff. (Especially the sex stuff.) [Dorkly]

Did the Internet kill privacy? Teacher loses job for having picture of herself with a glass of wine on Facebook [Fark]

Dad Reacts To The Black Eyed Peas Half-Time Show [Buzzfeed]

Six Things Aaron Sorkin’s New Show Needs to Include [TVSquad]

Channing Tatum on ‘Ridiculous’ ’21 Jump Street’ Movie and Johnny Depp’s Cameo [Moviefone]

UFC Issues Statement On Federal Raid And Combat Of Criminal Piracy [CageDoctors]

So many things wrong with this sentence: “20 Things You Think You Should Know About: Paris Hilton” [EgoTV]

Remember when we linked to the Lobster Dog / Red Lobster t-shirt fundraiser for CorgiAid?  By last count, they’ve raised over $4,300 in about a week! [Reddit]

VIDEO BELOW: Nooooooooooooooooooooooo [via TDW]

[Inset pic via PleatedJeans]

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