The Ballad Of Lindsay Lohan Now Involves Scratching, Choking, And Kim Kardashian

09.30.12 7 years ago 3 Comments

The innocent Lindsay Lohan from that Mean Girls rap video is long gone, replaced by:

Lindsay Lohan was attacked by a man in her Manhattan hotel after she demanded he delete cellphone pictures he took of her, police sources said.

Christian LaBella, 25, of Valley Stream, Calif., was charged Sunday with misdemeanor and assault and harassment for the blowup at the W Hotel Union Square, police said.

Lohan, 26, met LaBella while hanging out with friends at the trendy club 1Oak, although it’s unclear if she already knew him. The pair wound up in her room at the W, where she discovered the pictures on his phone and said she wanted to delete them, sources said.

When Lohan refused to hand the phone over to him, LaBella allegedly threw her down on the bed and scratched her. She ran out of the 15th floor room and down several flights of stairs. (Via Daily News)

Not unlike Taken 2, which wouldn’t exist if LIAM NEESON WOULD JUST STAY THE HELL OUT OF EUROPE, LiLo should probably avoid doing things in New York City, especially at night. The jerk that she met up with, LaBella, has since been arrested, and this isn’t his first interaction with a famous person. TMZ did some digging and noticed that his Facebook page is full of photos of LaBella with various celebrities and politicians, including Kim Kardashian, Hermain Cain, Paul Ryan, and Joe Francis. He sounds like a swell dude.

By this point, the NYPD must have its own designated Lohanphone.

(Via Daily News) (Via TMZ)

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