Look out, Jay Cutler, you’ve met your DOOOOONNNNTTTTT CAAAARRRREEEEE match.
No one knows his name (not true), where he comes from (maybe), or how he wandered into the cameraman’s yard (also not true), but I need someone to make a “look how many f*cks I give” GIF of this American treasure right now. (The answer is zero f*cks.)