The First Look At ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ Is Brought To You By Beyoncé

Just in case you were worried that the Fifty Shades of Grey movie wasn’t going to make enough money to buy the world’s supply of horny middle aged women-themed wine because clearly no one has ever heard of this book series that’s sold 100 million copies, Beyoncé went ahead and dropped a teaser trailer for a trailer that’s coming out on Thursday on her Instagram. There’s no Dakota Johnson, but you can hear a reworked version of Bey’s 2003 hit “Crazy In Love,” including a very long, very sexual sigh.

I would’ve gone for a long fart noise instead, but hey, I’m a romantic.

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