A Redditor who goes by TheSepticSkeptic was on the market for a new coat rack, so he/she decided to peruse Amazon, as one does, eventually stumbling upon the following review by “K. Murr Jr”:
*SHAKES FIST* DAMN YOU, STEVE. But moving beyond Steve and his wife-thieving ways, a glance at K. Murr Jr.’s Amazon review archive uncovered quite a few more gems:
Notice however, that every one of these reviews was written on January 28th. So basically one day some guy got bored and was like, you know what, I’m going to write a bunch of Amazon review masterpieces and then drop the mic and walk away. He’s like the Harper Lee of Amazon reviews only instead of writing about small town racism he ties product reviews to themes of infidelity, substance abuse and emotional disorders. I hope you’re paying attention, Pulitzer committee.