There Is Not Enough ‘Nope’ In The World For This Squashed Spider Hemorrhaging Babies

This one reads just like the setup to a bad ’80s joke. What’s grosser than gross? When you smash a horrifyingly gigantic wolf spider, and wolf spider babies erupt out of the corpse! Ha! Only instead of laughing, you just never sleep again. Figures, this one comes out of Australia, where terrifying spider-related incidents are a perfectly normal occurrence of everyday life.

I guess if there’s a silver lining to this story, it’s that the guy got the babies before they hatched, and his home was eventually infested with quarter-sized wolf spiders. Sweet dreams! (Via Metro)

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