The “humble people” tag has only been used three times in UPROXX history.
The first was when it was rumored that Kanye West would name an upcoming album I Am God (he eventually went with Yeezus), followed by Axl Rose weighing in on “having the greatest vocal range of all-time.” But lack of humility isn’t just for musicians — it can also happen to gym rats like Buck and Michelle Miller, America’s self-proclaimed “best-looking couple.”
They spend $75,000 every year “on manicures, pedicures, haircuts, tanning sessions, and gym membership” to maintain their made-up title that Chris Pratt and Anna Faris would win, anyway. BUCK (I bet he always writes his name in all-caps) said that “every time we walk by a mirror, we look — not because we’re cocky, but just because you’re always looking for things you can improve on.” I wonder which one of them thinks there are eight days in a week. EL WRONGO.