Over the weekend, we bore witness to the Game of Thrones set-piece we all knew was inevitable: an Iron Throne made entirely of hundreds of black dildos. Today, we get another interpretation of the almighty chair — this time around it’s composed of carrot pieces. Finally, something you can share with your children.
Brooklyn resident Ben Ahles created the little veggie-happy replica for his pet bunny, who is aptly named Wallace the Mad King. As far as we know, the rabbit has no ties to the Lannisters, Starks, or Targaryens, and, judging by the video below, is not quite ready to rule the Seven Kingdoms. Perhaps Cersei is lurking around with a vial of poison? Jaime is waiting for the right time to do his kingslaying? (It’s also possible Wallace is just not that hungry.)