Even though this stuffed toy tiger is at least half the size of this German Shepherd in addition to being completely inanimate, this dog knows what’s up. This thing could obviously come alive at any time and eat its entire family, starting with some German Shepherd pâté. Which, to be fair to the dog, is not unlike how I feel about dead spiders. You’re not fooling me, you crinkly-legged mother-effer.
(Via Tastefully Offensive)