AMERICA F*CK…no. After months of painstaking research, i.e. going to the nearest frat house to interview Date Rape Dan, the drunkhards over at Blowfish, a hangover cure, put together a lovely chart highlighting America’s beer preferences, state-by-state. Date Rape Dan, you’ve let me down: as you can see below, Bud Light is all over the place, as is the slightly preferable Blue Moon. America loves blue beers because blue is how we feel inside.
(Also, Alaska’s third favorite shot is the Duck Fart. Have you guys seceded from the nation yet?)
For a closer look, head to Intoxication Nation.