FlipBoardOn one hand: I do love bacon. And pork. And sausage.
On the other: OMG look at that tiny piglet! Pigs truly are wonderful, magical animals. I vow never to eat pepperoni…wait, Domino’s is having a Buy Four Pepperoni and Pig Hoof Pizzas, Get a Small Diet Soda for Free sale? I’m there! Sorry, tiny, hopping piglet.
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And I shall name him LUNCH.
He’s not big enough for bacon… when they are ripe for eating, they don’t hop much.
Do electric pigs dream of digital bacon?
Only in nightmares, man.
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These niggas need to mow they lawn!
The grass isn’t that tall. The piglet is just that small.
He stops because he heard something…CRIME.
Nothing! Repeat Nothing! will ever make me question my love for bacon!
Bing-Fing-Oh
What an adorable tasty mcrib!