Good news! If you’d guessed “become a gay porn star” in your “What will become of Chris Crocker?” office pool, you’re about to cash in.
It’s kind of funny, because watching this video a few days ago actually made me wonder whatever became of Chris Crocker, the hysterically crying “LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!” Britney Spears fan who took the internet by storm four years ago. I remember him trying to launch a music career, but hadn’t heard anything about him recently, so just out of curiosity I Googled his name this afternoon and what do you know, he’s all on the verge of becoming America’s top gay porn star. As someone who believes that people evolve into whatever stereotypes are associated with their names, I suppose that shouldn’t come as any surprise, what with a name like Chris Crocker and all — he doesn’t even have to come up with a cheesy porn stage name — but still, I was kind of floored to learn this.
With his patented blond locks long gone, Crocker apparently got his “big break” into the gay porn world by posting nude images of himself on his Tumblr (VERY NSFW). Crocker’s nudes caught the attention of porn director ChiChi LaRue, and just like that he’ll soon be “doing a full-length porno this summer.”
So apparently being a viral video star is a gateway to becoming a porn star just like interning for Hillary Clinton is. The Internet is truly the place where dreams come true!