Gary Busey has a YouTube series called “The Busey Zone”, in which Gary Busey says Gary Buseyish type things. Apparently Gary recently went to see The Hobbit, and well, he has some thoughts on the little furry-footed creatures.
For instance, Gary assures us that the Land of the Hobbits is a great place to visit, but it’s important to know how to get out once you’ve broken the barrier. Also, Hobbits like to use cockroaches for more-or-less everything, and Hobbit sex is pretty exciting because you can’t tell the girls from the boys. Mmm hmm, mmm hmm, makes sense so far, right?
Then Gary goes and starts rapping about horny hobbits…
It is now my mission in life to use “Pray for the best, prepare for the worst, here comes the hobbits” in everyday conversation as often as possible.
Sure, we all chuckle at Busey’s craziness, but admit it — you’ve already replayed his horny hobbit rap half a dozen times, haven’t you? That is a hit Gary.