Watch This Amazing Russian Farmer Command An Army Of Ducks Like It’s A Piece Of Cake

I don’t have children, but I bet that when I do, I’ll want to know this Russian farmer’s secret trick to nurturing obedient little minions.

“Come here, all of you! Hurry up, move your feet! Come here! Follow me! Come on! Come on!” he yells out to the quacking bunch, according to a Russian translation via Huffington Post. Immediately the scattered birds come together to form a makeshift army and dutifully follow the farmer right into a nearby barn.

I guess when Russians demand respect, they damn well get it?