Who Wouldn’t Want To Buy A Turret?

Did you like the previous two Portal 2 ads, “Panels” and “Bot Trust“?  No?  You monster.  For those of you who did like the previous ads, Valve has released another one (video below).  This time J.K. Simmons narrates again as Aperture Science CEO and founder Cave Johnson, informing us about the benefits of buying a consumer version of a Turret, available in a wide range of colors and camouflages.

If only this were real.  I’d love to let some Turrets loose on a carnival Tilt-A-Whirl then hijack the funnel cake trailer during the confusion of the ensuing cellulite stampede.

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[We’re done here, Kotaku.]