10 Helpful Reminders Of Why We Hate Eagleton, Pawnee’s Neighbor And Birthplace Of Voldemort

Parks and Recreation ventures back into Eagleton tonight, giving me an excellent excuse to carve some time out of my day to re-watch the S3 classic of the same name. While doing so I figured I should make myself useful and put together a handy reminder/primer of why we hate Eagleton so much. Because oh do we hate them, with their clean parks and kids who don’t sell fireworks and lack of used syringes on the sidewalks. Oh they think they’re so much better than us, those condescending and patronizing Eagletonians.

For my money the best version of Leslie Knope is the one that’s super passionate against something, so let’s stir up glass of hatorade, shall we? Above via.