Woman On Florida Roadside Held A Sign That Read, ‘Not Homeless, Need Boobs’

Christina Andrews is the envy of college students majoring in sociology everywhere. Her plan practically reads like a senior project: “Theory: Motorists Give More Money to Woman Who Wants Boob Job Than the Homeless.” This past Thursday, Andrews took to a Pensacola, FL, intersection with a sign that read, “Not Homeless, Need Boobs.”

It’s a DIY “Honk If You’re Horny.”

“I just want bigger boobs, because I’m not happy with the ones that I have. And I figured this was a good way to do it. People put out signs that they’re homeless. I’m not, haha, so I’m just being honest,” said Andrews.

She says she wasn’t sure what kind of reaction she would get or if she’d actually collect any money. She did. And she says she also collected plenty of smiles and laughs as well. (Via)

Ass, gas, or boob jobs, no one gets ’em for free.