Poor Jeff Francoeur. Ever since the outfielder was dubbed “the Natural” on the cover of Sports Illustrated in 2005, he’s bounced around the league, going from Atlanta to New York to Texas to Kansas City to San Diego. Actually, he’s not quite a Padre; he’s an El Paso Chihuahua, and his teammates, perhaps envious of his whopping .306 lifetime OBP, played an elaborate prank on “Frenchie.” Here’s On Jeff Ears.
