Burt Reynolds’ younger brother Joaquin Phoenix has been nominated for three Oscars and has appeared in some of the finest movies of the 2000s, including The Master, Her, and, um, Signs? But it wasn’t until today that I finally realized just HOW great he is. And it’s all thanks to some stoners, I assume, who filmed Voldemort, I mean, Phoenix sideways when they noticed something I’ll never be able to unsee.
