Sadly, I don’t own a pet because I’m allergic to most everything around me. But if I could have a feline friend, I’d want Yuri, this black Persian cat whose desire for affection knows no bounds.
You want to tenderly caress my cheek as I binge watch House of Cards for the third time? And all you ask is that I pet you in return? This sounds like a mighty fine deal to me.
Now, if only we could get Yuri to meow like this fella…