Warning: Video may be slightly NSFW
British workers in a Crawley, West Sussex office building watched and filmed as a couple humped like the wind in a nearby park, clearly visible through the windows of their building, or, as one UPROXX staffer said (and I refuse to take credit for it), they put the “sex” in Sussex!
UK Metro spoke with one of the witnesses, who said:
The pair had hundreds of eyes from our office on them and kept going for over 30 minutes despite jeers and cheers.
A couple walked past and instead of stopping, the gentleman just pulled his jeans over his buttocks and lay still. Once they had past, the activity continued with gusto!
Only in the UK do people describe someone engaging in a graphic, public sex as doing it “with gusto!” If that happened over here, cops would be on the scene in less than 10 minutes with tasers in-hand. I’d be surprised if no one took the happy couple out for a pint after.
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