Twitter Imagined Tremendous Books Through A Donald Trump Filter With #TrumpBookReport

Trump speaks like he's trying to add words to make an essay longer

— Megan Amram (@meganamram) October 20, 2016

Trump's foreign policy answers sound like a book report from a teenager who hasn't read the book. "Oh, the grapes! They had so much wrath!"

— Antonio French (@AntonioFrench) October 20, 2016

Lolita. Beautiful woman. Phenomenal woman. In ten years, I'll be dating her. That Humbert Humbert guy. So low-energy. Sad! #TrumpBookReport

— LH (@lholmes12) October 20, 2016

Nowhere does it say that anything actually happened between Lolita and Humbert, it was just boy talk. #TrumpBookReport

— Summer Brennan (@summerbrennan) October 20, 2016

Westeros is failing. Wall is okay. I could build it higher. American steel. I'd be the best King. Tremendous king. Isis.#TrumpBookReport

— Pat Rothfuss (@PatrickRothfuss) October 20, 2016

Anne Frank. What a loser. And she got caught. I like refugees that weren't caught. Okay? #TrumpBookReport

— Jake K. Turx (@JakeTurx) October 20, 2016

Narnia? Disaster. Very open borders in that wardrobe which is Hillary's fault. Many many people pass through illegally. #TrumpBookReport

— Vince Warren (@VinceWarren) October 20, 2016

I caught her in the rye, I caught her everywhere-I don't even ask…they love it when you just grab them em in the rye. #TrumpBookReport

— Amee Vanderpool (@girlsreallyrule) October 20, 2016

"Juliet. Such a nasty woman. She made Romeo kill himself. And believe me he could have done better. Look at her." #TrumpBookReport

— Catherine Q. (@CatherineQ) October 20, 2016

Lord of the rings? I have so many rings. All the rings. If I'm elected, we'll have so many rings you'll be tired of rings. #TrumpBookReport

— Jeff Chu 朱天慧 (@jeffchu) October 20, 2016

Let's just say I am the better salesman. It's sad that he died, but I am better. #TrumpBookReport

— Jơ̸̼̖̬̪̯̿͑͛̎nà̴͉͎thà̴͉͎n Spé̸̡̩̙̮̈̇̓̓̑ights (@jspeights) October 20, 2016

If I was in charge, believe me, I'd have a lot more than 22 catches. And they'd be huge catches. The best. #TrumpBookReport

— Summer Brennan (@summerbrennan) October 20, 2016

#TrumpBookReport Gatsby didn't win at anything. He was a loser in love, a loser at…he was a loser. I'll make Gatsby great again.

— BigHeadBS💨 (@BigHeadBS) October 20, 2016

The bridges, nobody builds a bridge like me. I'll build one and make Madison County pay for it #TrumpBookReport

— The Real B Ham (@TheRealBHam) October 20, 2016

Uncle Tom's Cabin, worst cabin in the inner city. Terrible schools. Nasty women & bad hombres everywhere. @AntonioFrench #trumpbookreport

— Melanated Soul (@RealMotha4Ya) October 20, 2016

Those poor heights. They were wuthering. Wuthering so bad. Bigly wuthering. I'll make them great again. #TrumpBookReport @AntonioFrench

— Learn Boldly (she/her) 🦄 (@calliembush) October 20, 2016

"So much hunger, many hungry people, and far too many games. Hard to play with so much, too much, quite frankly, hunger." #TrumpBookReport

— Doug B (@dougbstl) October 20, 2016

Oedipus married his mother. Disgusting! She wouldn't be my first choice, believe me! #TrumpBookReport

— Ben (@Ben_cue77) October 20, 2016

Lady Macbeth. Nasty woman. Blood coming out of her wherever. #TrumpBookReport

— LH (@lholmes12) October 20, 2016

Charlotte's Web …Spider dies at the end… no stamina. What a loser. #TrumpBookReport

— smallthingsgreatlove (@InvsiblStrength) October 20, 2016

Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison…I don't get it #TrumpBookReport

— Namjinwoo (@WordsMeanings) October 20, 2016

You know if Charlie had just worked harder he could have bought his own chocolate factory! Lazy! #trumpbookreport

— gendertotenlieder (@topgallantry) October 20, 2016